Sunday, August 14, 2011

Lunch with god


Lunch With GOD

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with a bag of potato chips and a six-pack of root beer (iron brew in SA context) and started his journey.

God's delay is not denial

God's delay is not denial
(good story)
 
Once there was a small kid on earth.
One fine day it came to know that God was distributing apples to humans
in heaven.
The kid was happy to receive the news and it went with lot of enjoyment
to heaven to get the apple from God.
There was a big queue standing to get the apple from God and the
kid also joined this queue.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

CALL TO HEAVEN



An American decided to write a book about famous churches 
around the World.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Think differently and positively.

Think differently and positively.
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He
held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only
a few coins in the hat.

Friday, June 19, 2009

An interesting conversation

 An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem
science has with God, The Almighty.  He asks one of his new students to
stand and .....

Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Amazing Facts

Amazing Facts
* The vocabulary of an average person consists of 5000 to 6000 words.
* No word in the English language rhymes with 'month'.
* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
* An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
* An average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.
* All polar bears are left handed.
* Ants don't sleep.
* The first bicycle that was made in 1817 by Baron von Drais didn't have any pedals.People walked it along.
* The first steam powered train was invented by Robert Stephenson.It was called the Rocket.
* The Industrial Revolution in Europe first saw the beginning of air pollution,which gradually became a major global problem.
* Every year more than 50 million cars are added to the world's roads. car making is the largest manufacturing industry in the world.
* Fish cannot live in the dead sea because the water has too much salt in it.
* The blue whale is the largest animal on earth.The heart of a blue whale is as big as car, and it's tongue is as long as an elephant.
* Pearls are found in oysters.The largest pearl ever found was 620 carats.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Amazing Facts

Amazing Facts
* The world's largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50 tons at birth, fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons.
* The whistle of the blue whale is the loudest sound produced by any animal (188 decibels).
* Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions.
* The sun is 3,30,330 times larger than the earth.
* Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed......or is that paws?
* A giraffe can clean its ears with its long tongue.
* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
* A human blinks over 10,000,000 times a year.
* A cat's jaws cannot move sideways.
* 'GO' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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